Red Eyes of Destruction

Red Eyes of Destruction

There are many things one should avoid in life. Speeding trains, drugs, paying taxes... but bleach white baby animals with glowing red eyes are at the top of the list. When a baby animal ascends to this state he or she is about to cause unprecedented destruction to its surroundings. Ever wondered what happened to the dinosaurs? An asteroid? A meteor? Nope. Babyanimalintologists have proven time and time again that it was in fact a pale white baby animal with glowing red eyes who wiped out the ancient reptiles. So if you see one of these you might as well pet him gently and enjoy the moment.. because you cant possibly get away fast enough to save yourself